Если бы я не был тем, кто я есть)) версия Пайтонов

[да, это кардинал Ришелье выступает в качестве свидетеля))) а рыцарь с курицей всегда появляется, когда становится слишком пафосно)) — в двух словах не объяснишь — надо смотреть весь сезон)]

Текст песни.

If I were not in the CID
Something else I'd like to be
If I were not in the CID
A window cleaner me!
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub all day long
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
I'd sing this merry song!

If I were not in the CID
Something else I'd like to be
If I were not in the CID
A window cleaner me!
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub all day long
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
I'd sing this merry song!

If I were not before the bar
Something else I'd like to be
If I were not a barr-is-ter
An engine driver me!
With a chuffchuffchuff